Mr. Derek Blasberg. 

1. Something in an orange Hermes box.

2. Something in a blue Tiffany’s box.

3. Something in a red Cartier box.

4. Something with a Vuitton monogram.

5. Something with a Goyard monogram.

6. Something with a Gucci monogram.

7. Something from Creme de la Mer.

8. Something from Arquiste.

9. Something from Canyon Ranch.

10. And some schmuck to pay for it all.

by Derek Blasberg:

www.derekblasberg.com