Martha Stewart Is Looking For Love As You May Or

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MARTHA STEWART IS LOOKING FOR LOVE

As you may or may not know, a week or so ago, the domestic goddess Martha Stewart declared that she was looking for love. So she set up a profile on match.com, and then went on The Today Show to announce her new mission to the world. Obviously The Today Show, needing to fill their endless morning show with something that can hold a viewers attention, and this being the thing that has me seriously considering moving to America so that I can watch this in real time, have decided to help Martha sift through the candidates. Apparently she has been inundated with responses which doesn’t surprise me at all. After all who wouldn’t want to be with a domestic goddess/ convicted criminal who taught her fellow inmates how to crochet and left prison in a crochet poncho they’d made for her? Lady is badass.

by Natalie Dembinska