Oh my, don’t they grow up fast. It feels like only yesterday, Dan May was a young baby cub getting up to all sorts of mischief in the Lounge of Shadows, wrapping himself around stripper poles, dropping his pants in the flash of an eye, dunking his balls into others cocktails even. FILTH! And now, well he’s pretty much the same. A full grown papa bear within whom the party spirit still lives that he celebrates the day of his birth with not one but two birthday. Well just the one birthday on your birthday is kind of common, everyone does it. So happy birthday dearest Dan, a man who no matter how drunk, is still the most handsome man in the room. Poetry could written about your golden abs and bum of steel. We would say how old you are but that would be rude. One never asks a lady her age. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Photographs courtesy of Derek Blasberg
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