HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAN MAY!

Wishing you yet more Tom Selleck moments that make your face spasm with ecstasy, and yet weirdly don’t detract from your handsomeness. That Tom Selleck doesn’t know what he’s missing. He needs to tap that arse while it’s fresh. We hope he does. In the meantime Happy Birthday!

by Antony Miles, Natalie Dembinska, Sophia Neophitou & Vincent Levy