June 13, 2011 |
Once again ADR has been kind enough to offer a few words of advice to help imbue us with a tiny bit of her fabulousness and generally make our day-to-day lives less dullsville. I shall be studying the below every day, particularly when I am camping outside the shops in a sleeping bag to ensure I’m first through the doors when the sales start. In fact, I’m thinking of getting point no. 3 tattooed on my arm as my motto. Thanks Anna! We love you!
“The fateful moment of CLOTHING SALE is coming!
I’m going to tell you my 10 RULES for making excellent purchases:
1. Only MASTERPIECES!
2. Not buy USELESS stuff.
They are like the exotic SOUVENIRS,that when you return from the trip,encumber and ruinthe aesthetics of the house.
3. Point your FAV PIECE like your BIG LOVE.
Stay posted to the window,follow the customers’ movements,wait the first day of sales.
4. Buy only COLLECTOR’S ITEMS out of the ordinary:otherwise you will get the nth black coat!
5. Don’t go RANDOMLY,you’ll spend more energy and money.
6. Take your WISH-list MAP.
7. Give yourself a BUDGET and follow your WISH-list priorities.
8. Don’t get DUPED by sales:
They are like the beautiful mermaidsof PIRATES of the CARIBBEAN 4that first seduce you and then drag youto the bottom of the sea.
9. Buy only DESIGNER’S clothes.
Why? high-quality is guaranteed.
10. Not fly commercial!
Take the chance to go in the FORBIDDEN stores and satisfies all your WHIMS!”
by Zoe Wulfsohn-Dunkley
Photograph by Jason Lloyd-Evans – www.lloyd-evans.com
