To all you miserable sods who say it’s too early for Christmas, may we remind you that it’s now December, which thus means that celebrations are totally acceptable. And by celebrations we mean drinking. But, being as it is a little early in the day for that, even for us (it’s 10.15am) we are instead getting our Crimbo fix via Dame Viv and her 12 Days of Christmas. Found on her website, see it as a sort of advent calendar, but with only 12 days, meaning that each day is extra-concentrated with Xmas spirit. So what do we find behind each door? Not a minuscule square of cheap chocolate, but a Vivienne Westwood moment from across her long, and much celebrated, career. And, on the final day, you will be treated to an alternative ‘Queens Speech’ from Viv. Yaaaas. Readers are also encourage to share their own Vivienne Westwood moments on their social media using the hashtag #WestwoodMoments, those that take part getting the opportunity to win tickets to the show in January. So click. Go. You’ve got two doors to open…