RUMOURS: HIDEOUS KINKY

FROM THE VAULT (SUMMER / AUTUMN)

This one is kind of gross, so those with a sensitive disposition should skip ahead to the next item. So, a certain editrix of a glossy quarterly is chatting with the editorial director of two art/fashion biannuals, when he suddenly mentions that he spent the previous evening pleasuring himself over the thought of her shoes. He then asks if she wouldn’t mind lending him a pair of shoes for that evening’s activities. It is, after all, good to have a visual. Dirty man. Like we said: gross.