June 6, 2011 |
Like a brightly coloured Riot Girl (assuming there’s a shredded nightdress beneath this coat).
Doing her best impression of Nana Pat (The Only way is Essex) at Epsom Derby. Wonder whether she turns up impromptu at Kate and Wills parties with a sausage plait? We think not!
Lemsip yellow at The Royal Wedding.
Floor length and fabulous at the pre wedding knees up.
Baby pink babes with Mr and Mrs Obama.
Sharing a dirty joke with Barack at the state banquet held in his honour.
Toothpaste green?! Maybe Lidl toothpaste…you’d need a lot of additives to achieve this shade wouldn’t you?
Greeting that bird off the X-Factor in a pale green floral, and looking genuinely pleased about it. Love the idea of old Queeny tuning in on a Saturday night.
Smurfette loveliness. Have since received a beating from Antony for comparing his Queen to a Smurf. Woops!
At the Royal Windsor Horse show. No one else rocks a neatly tied headscarf in the same way.
I’ve been googling the Queen (this isn’t some kind of new euphemism) like a mentalist trying to find her most fabulous of outfits. Discovered an article from 2008 (thank you once more Daily Mail online) which suggested old Queeny was re-using old attire to cut costs. No way! Never! As a slightly creepy modern royalist the thought of being deprived of that colour blocking (w. obligatory matching hat) is truly distressing! Long live old Lizzy!
by Vincent Levy
