I should have my gay pass revoked because I failed to realise that it was Madonna’s birthday until just this moment. Madge, I’m sorry. But Happy 58th Birthday. You don’t look a day over 21. Yet you have done so much already. There was that kiss with Britney, the Superbowl Halftime performance, a Prince tribute, movies, albums, tours etc etc. I can’t even begin to get it all into one post, that alone might take 58 years. Instead I have (with great difficulty) wittled down 10 of my favourite looks of yours over your years reigning as resident Queen of Pop slash Life. And is there a designer Madge cannot pull off with grace and poise? No. Never. And there’s a good mix for all of you Madonna-ites out there. Ralph Lauren, Moschino, Jean Paul Gaultier, Givenchy, to name but a few. Don’t just stand there, let’s get to it. Strike a pose, there’s nothing to it. Vogue!