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If there were to be, say, a sequel of The Princess Diaries, which would be, I suppose, The Princess Diaries 3, something that we would heartily approve of, then we imagine the costumes would look something like this. Because this is clothing

Ooft, love a man in uniform. Or, in this case, a woman. We’re not, as you might have gathered, fussy. Not that this is a uniform, per se, but Neil Barrett’s Pre-Fall 2017 womenswear collection. Because Mr Barrett comes from

Donatella's gone sporty again. This, her Pre-Fall 2017 collection, is basically gymwear. I mean, what else is one to wear in the gym to seductively drop a few squats and throw about a couple of large kettlebells than a lace up platform booty and

There's something about the setting of this, Victoria Beckham's Pre-Fall 2017 collection, that's giving me "The Shining". Which, to be honest, is mostly because it looks a bit dark, could possibly be set in a hotel and has a sort of

Remember that old Sixties call to arms? If you’re going to San Francisco wear a flower in your hair? Well, it’s been updated, by Chanel, for now - if you’re walking into the Ritz Paris wear flowers, plural, in your

Hello! I'm back (from obscurity) to tell you something obvious. It's cold. It's really fucking cold. So cold that I am currently shrouded in my coat. Not because it is cold in Ten Towers, but because I'm a drama queen. But

According to Will, there's a hint of "yummy mummy" to this, Bottega Veneta's Pre-Fall 2017 collection. The kind of lady, apparently, that Will aspires to be when and is, to quote, "swanning around with a papoose containing a small baby,