February 27, 2012 |
It would seem that Hollywood is in the grips of a ‘blaghhh’ epidemic more infectious than cholera. So it’s nice to see that not all the ladies have been drinking from the tap. Some still seem to have their brain function intact and be in possession of mirrors. So we say kudos to them and without further ado allow us to present the ladies that have displayed a certain prowess in the getting dressed department. Believe you me, it’s a dying art. Ladies we applaud you.
Meryl Streep in Lanvin: Now this is how you dress to win. Do you think she subconsciously matched her dress to the Oscar? Well, you wouldn’t want it to clash should your name get called would you.
Rooney Mara in Givenchy: Ariel as real girl. She kinda looks like one of those mermaids on the bow of a ship ploughing though the waves.
Jessica Chastin in Alexander McQueen: Like Rita Hayward flame haired temptress. Why do more people not insist on channeling some old school Hollywood glamour?
Milla Jovovich in Elie Saab: A glimmer of Gloria Swanson, cigarette smoking, martini drinking shaped hope in a sea of blah.
Angelina Jolie in Atelier Versace: Hot! Seriously, HOT! Look out or you might get burned. She’s on fire! (and yes we are just a little excited by this).
Gwenyth Paltrow in Tom Ford: Hot damn Gwenyth looks fine. Yes we will be eating these words when we get to share in her moment of glory via this weeks Goop newsletter but you have to admit that Tom Ford sure knows what he’s doing. She’s wearing a cape but doesn’t look like a tacky superhero. Obviously she and Tom have special powers of some sort. Gwenyth’s must come from all that detoxing.
by Natalie Dembinska
