March 2, 2012 |
Okay Tenners, enough is enough! Can no longer take the pushing and shoving nightmare, especially when amongst the unfortunates I’m about to describe. Here are the 10 rules to ensure you’re blogged about by god knows who, on god knows where, for god knows what?!
1. Put as many clashing primary colours together as possible- think Lego Land Windsor.
2. Hang around by a wall in a shade that offsets your outfit, until a street style snapper has observed.
3. Always wear a hat or better still, something daft that resembles one.
4. Pretend your busy phoning, tweeting, texting and of course blogging at all times. Blister fingers is the way forward.
5. Wear studs, metallics and animal print all at once. Think Stars In Their Eyes backing dancer.
6. Wear loads of bangles, the five year old pound shop kind, known as an ‘arm party’ apparently? Ensure it’s NEVER real!
7. Be Kooky for the cameras on a zebra crossing…Or why not strut dangerously between taxis? Interesting composition!
8. Wear sunglasses in the pouring rain, and of course indoors.
9. Paint your lips with neon, and laugh loudly at nothing.
10. Always MIX never MATCH, do your upmost to avoid looking ‘NORMAL!’, seriously- TRY and look re-donk-ulous at all times.
by Sophia Neophitou
