June 9, 2011 |
Today we solve that age old mystery, why is it that Olympic gymnasts harbour such deep affection for polka dots? They like how they resemble medals. Positive thinking, keeping your eye on the prize, etc etc. It’s good to visualise. That’s why their outfits and bags are liberally covered with the things. It also explains their fondness for a circular sequin. They also, when posing for pictures like to stand on round discs. If you think round you’ll win round. Ideally gold, so it matches the hair.
by Natalie Dembinska
