November 23, 2010 |
There’s been a rightly excessive amount of fuss over the ladies Lanvin for H&M offerings, but we’d also like to highlight the dishy menswear and who would wear it in the office (as normal Lanvin is usually a little too pricey for every day wear).
This would fit in with La Miles’s unending daily uniform of charcoal cardies quite nicely.
Oh Dan, how we will miss your blue shirts. Here’s another for you.
Antony does in fact own a white tuxedo (I know right. It’s Margiela) but he could do with a little refresh in the ‘swanky Miami Vice’ section of his closet.
This won’t disrupt the flow of my urban tramp wardrobe too much – although I did recently wear a shirt and didn’t pass out from horror when I caught my reflection.
What a handsome coat! Let me be real with you; Natalie would have this off my back and on hers and be grinding my face into the curb within a minute.
I would quite happily wear these on the occasions when I pretend to do ‘exercise’ but am in fact smoking heavily whilst waving my waving my arms. Usually in the direction of a waiter to bring me another drink.
Every man must own a sharp suit, a nice watch, a cocktail shaker shaped like a penguin and… whatever, wear this and I’m sure you’ll be feted with attention from both sexes.
Shiny shoes useful for stubbing out cigarettes/kicking people’s ankles at cocktail events if they spite you/checking your own nasal hair.
A classic trench is perfect for flashing people, which is why it’s Antony’s choice from the collection – chic and smutty at the same time.
Sunglasses should be worn at all times if one if hungover at all times.
by Jack Sunnucks
