1. Celine bag. Well, I do need something to carry my cigarettes and hip flask around in.
2. Dolores by Jacqueline Susann: The only Jacqueline Susann book I haven’t read. And now, since I have two weeks off, I finally have the time to read it.
3. Balenciaga belt. To stop my trousers falling down at inopportune moments.
4. Role Models by John Waters: I could do with finding myself a new role model. The one I have and model myself on hasn’t done me much good.
5. Pamela Love Talon Cuff: In silver and gold please.
6. Ritz Newspaper: Issues 1- 48, but only the odd numbers. I’ve got all the even numbered ones already.
7. Hermes cashmere and silk shawl: Actually a very, extremely even, practical gift. It’s Christmas, it’s cold outside.
8. A Clean Breast by Russ Meyer: A three volume biography penned by Russ himself, complete with clean porcelain breast.
9. Celine: Leopard print pony skin slipper. Well you can never have too much Celine.
10. Ed Ruscha: Catalogue Raisonne of the Paintings. Volumes 1, 2 and 3. Everything he’s ever painted from 1958- 1987. I can’t afford an actual painting just yet (maybe one day), so I’ll settle for his life’s work in book form for now.