When my alarm goes off in the morning, I tend to either cry, scream, or spend my precious five minutes of snooze time contemplating how to end my life with the least effort. Rolling out of bed in the hope that I might have accidentally left a sharp object on the floor the night before and therefore impaling myself upon it, is certainly more appealing than mustering the energy it takes to stand up at 7AM. But as you might imagine, due to the fact I am able to write this today, I’ve had no such luck. I was not hit with an object that was left on the floor. Just the cold, hard reality of life. So yeah, I’m not a morning person. I’ve always wished I could be but I’ve never been able to work out how. Thanks to the Fendi Mens AW16/17 collection video, which celebrates the collection launching in stores, I now know. Owning more Fendi. I’m almost certain that having a Fendi-strong wardrobe would give me the drive to bounce out of bed and into a beaut look, as demonstrated by the model in the video. Perhaps, like him, I would even feel the need to perform a dance. Better yet, a fashion show for me myself and I. All the ladies if you feel me help me sing it out. You see, Fendi is a reason to want to get up in the morning. If the plan doesn’t work, then the placing of the sharp object will be intentional. I’m thinking a studded monster Fendi accessory. A glam way to go.
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