March 1, 2016 |
Oh, Jennifer Lawrence! Is there no end to your talents? Just this week you were nominated for an Oscar (your fourth nomination, just FYI) and now you are the angelic visage of Dior SS16. Here, we are told, you are found relaxing in a “typical Parisian apartment” looking “softly elegant and self-assured in looks from the spring-summer 2016 collection.” Which you most certainly do. You’re an actor, you see. As for the clothes, well, I believe this is what one might term an “off duty” look. Kind of like a trendy young mom. A mom that you might say “can I have some money?” to, as any child does, and, she would say “yes, if you go and get my purse,” as every mother replies. Except this isn’t some M&S jobby, it’s a brand spanking new Dior bag. The Diorama or the Diorever, to be exact. Which you’d know that if you were lucky enough to be Miss Lawrence’s spawn. So basically Jennifer, the question is, can we be your children, and can you give us some money?
