March 11, 2016 |
Recently I have been having lots of strange gender-bending dreams in which I am a man (like I am), but then also a woman (like I am not). Not that I have a problem being a woman – I love the duality of it all. The most recent of these dreams found me in a cult of women being hunted down by a mob. We lived in a forest. When the mob of men attacked we managed to overpower them (as the strong women we were) and because of this I was crowed Queen of the Women. If I was indeed Queen of the Women I would need lots of jewels and whilst perusing the Dior AW16 collection I knew I had found my stuff. The tiny littles bees and leaves would look totally gorge in the forest and I’d be the envy of all the girls. Not to mention the star adorned bracelets and necklaces to let everyone know I’m a fucking star. Until I turn back into a man and get cast out of the cult. Would still look chic though…
