February 12, 2016 |
Little known fact: I went to diving trials alongside Tom Daley for the Olympics. Unfortunately they chose to go in a less fab direction and choose him over me. Not that I’m bitter or anything. I’m sure it was all about my splash being bigger than his, or something like that. Speaking of a bigger splash. Dior is also splashing all over the place with a collaboration with filmmaker Luca Guadagnino on A Bigger Splash. Starring my only woman crush Tilda Swinton it is a tale of jealousy, desire and a rock ‘n’ roll lifestyle. Swinton plays a fab rockstar who only dresses in custom Dior and does whatever the fuck she wants. Sounds like the perfect lifestyle to us. What’s an Olympic diver compared to a Dior wearing rockstar? Nothing.
