August 5, 2014 |
“I have this little substance abuse problem – expensive footwear,” said Carrie Bradshaw. As usual Carrie, we hear ya. Coach are exacerbating said substance abuse problem of ours by today announcing that they are launching their first men’s collection which includes boots, sneakers, monk straps and dress shoes. The news has got the Y-chromosomal residents of Ten Towers sweating at the palms just thinking about it. The collection will be available at Coach stores from September 1. To use the colloquialism of today’s ‘yoof’, “We canny wait.”
By Ted Stansfield
