February 9, 2011 |
Dear Karl
Please send us this diet stick. After members in the office tried to channel a skinny Conde Nast Editor (which there are many). Things have been getting out of control with food. Burgers, pies, chips and pizzas are not rare occurrence in this office anymore. Only yesterday did I finish a whole bag of Liquorice Allsorts- by myself.
Natalie being the only strong team member in the office. She should wield the power of the diet stick. Like Frodo in Lord of the Rings. And every time we reach for another Kit Kat finger the wrath of Chanel can be felt on our knuckle.
Regards,
10 Magazine
by Garth Spencer
