March 31, 2016 |
I had perfect attendance in high school. Why? Well there is a backstory to explain. In primary school I hated P.E. so much. More than you could possibly imagine. For one term we had to play football and I always was made to be the goalkeeper and the boys would shout at me when I let the balls in. So I began to be “sick” every week so I wouldn’t have to play. I confided this to my neighbour when he was looking after me and he betrayed me, turning me in to my mother, and ever since that day I wasn’t allowed to be away from school even when I was on my deathbed. From thereon out I hated football even more. Until today it seems. The unexpected happened – fashion and football met and this is what they created. Well what Berluti created rather. Inspired by the upcoming Euro 2016 (some sort of football competition) they have decided to add a ultra luxury football and football table to their Toys for Boys collection. Available in a variety of colours they are perfect bait for any unsuspecting straight males you wish to snare. So go forth my gallant warriors and trap your men. Thanks Berluti.
