All Easter Eggs Are Liars
Every Easter, chocolate eggs manage to twist my stubby fat arm behind my really weirdly hairy dwarf-back and make me eat them. Make me. “Eat ME!"and I have to because, well, I have to. And they lie! Easter eggs lie and
From The Issue: We Get Fierce And Foamy In Our SS18 Prada Profile Story
In ancient Greece the orchid represented fertility and virility, and it was thought that it could, depending on the size you ate, determine the sex of your unborn child. If the father ate a large orchid tuber, his partner would
Ten Commandments: MSGM: The Colours
If, after looking at this excellent outfit from mega-brand MSGM, you’re thinking, “Ooh! That’s a bit like looking at clothes through the best, most upbeat phone filter you’ve ever seen in your life”, you’d be right. The hyper, “up”, colourful
Ten Commandments: Alexander McQueen: The Boot
Other girls looked on in absolute admiration at young Sarah’s Alexander McQueen biker boots. Even her two best friends found them “really kind of completely ace and I’m totally saving up for some”. But then, can you blame them? Just
Ten Commandments: Ermenegildo Zegna: The Fantasy
In a world of candy-floss-gerbil-haired world leaders and mad-as-a-bike dictators with cardboard missiles and a height complex, isn’t it lovely to see something beautiful and peaceful like the Ermenegildo Zegna show? Oh, how we yearn for summers in an Italian
Ten Commandments: Miu Miu: The Handbag
After she was grounded for smoking in her bedroom (again), young Miuccia said she was “totally going out tonight, I don’t care if I’m grounded” to meet her ridiculously hot boyfriend. After layering her new gauze-y shift over her print
Ten Commandments: Louis Vuitton’s Tambour Moon
Up next: the new version of the now-classic Tambour Moon watch by Louis Vuitton – the GMT. For 15 years the original Tambour has been on the wrists of those who count in fashion land. When it first launched, critics
Ten Commandments: The Kinky Boot From Giuseppe Zanotti
Introducing this season’s sex boot: a high-heeled black number handmade in Zanotti’s Italian factories, with tie-me-up laces and a suck-it-and-see zip in silver. This total dom-top bitch boot is guaranteed to be boss in the bedroom and any man falling
Ten Commandments: The Church’s Sneaker
Incoming: the new all-white low-top from Great British shoe brand Church’s. These most excellent cobblers, based in Northampton, have spent hours constructing mock-ups, then scrapping them, redesigning and then tweaking some more to create possibly the maximum amount of minimalism
Ten Commandments: The Balmain Keeper
It looks like armour for a very expensive, “best you’ve ever tasted” croissant. Meet the new Balmain bag that has Kim, Kendall and the other one going gaga over it. Here are some adjectives we threw around the office when
Ten Commandments: Dunhill’s Document Bag
The new A4-sized bag from Dunhill is your ultimate document bag with handles. Document bags are great for those meetings. You know, the ones you have three weeks to prepare for, but instead download Hayu.com, the TV app showing just
Ten Commandments: Stone Island’s “Ghost” Jacket
Some seriously nerdy info for the seriously nerdy readers out there, who, like us, are seriously nerdy about outerwear. Introducing the Ghost range by Italian-apparel aces Stone Island. Ghost is the super-technical line within the mainline that is based entirely
Ten Commandments: Kenzo’s Storage Solution
Techno surfing in the Antarctic? Over to Kenzo for some seriously bonkers but brilliantly executed thoughts on clothes that marry Hawaii and Antarctica in one of the design duo’s best shows yet. This bag – bag one of a series
Martine Rose: 10 Years At The Top
Everything you see in these incredible pictures is the product of the last ten years. And each picture cements Martine Rose’s reputation as the designer who took contemporary British menswear - and with it London - to an extraordinary new
Ten Commandments: The Tomasini Handbag
’Tis a well-known fact that red, especially offset with black, acts like a warning. It says “Do not approach” to would-be prey in the wild. And as it sits diametrically opposite to green on the colour spectrum, it’s the most