Amazing Chemistry Teachers Zac My Boy Received

Amazing Chemistry Teachers 

Zac my boy received this today made me laugh out loud!! If there were more teachers in the world infact people in the world that were as inspiring as this one the world would be a much better Place. You Rock Mr Chemistry, motivating Zac for his iGCSE

Dear Comrades
 
As the dark days of winter and thoughts of moderate losses in the mocks recede, do not forget the foe that you face. The iGCSE Chembo Examination is a ruthless and well trained enemy, skilled at exploiting your weaknesses; a little indecision here or there and you will be done for! So we must make ourselves fit for action.
 
The ruthless, battle-hardened  Bonding and Structure Division, led by Kapitan Kovalent, must be neutralized and so must many other threats. You cannot trust the Fifth Columnists either. You know the type of imposter, Graphite and his chums pretending to be something they’re not, so you need to be prepared like never before.
 
And don’t forget, while you are fighting on these fronts, your bauxite and iron ore supplies are dwindling and Faraday is sapping your energy. If those delocalised electrons stop flowing, your invasion fleet of ions will not be able to cross the channel.
 
You are now being supplied with the most robust materials, ‘Test 6 plan triplex’, an improved version of the older revision document. This is available only to elite units like you. Odd copies of the earlier version might have been captured by tricksters from other schools, but you are in possession of the classified, Exam Killer version. You need to memorize it as if your life depended on it. To test your self, see if you can fill in the ‘Blank spec docx’ from memory. Check out what you can do and sort out the bits that you can’t.
 
Good luck.
 
God save the Queen and Mr S***d
 
P S T*****r.

I mean brilliant.

Over and out!

By Sophia Neophitou