October 14, 2014 |
It’s 4:08pm at Ten Towers, London, W1. The door knocks. It’s a courier with a package for Antony. The package is salmon pink and tied with a ribbon, also salmon pink. It’s from Acne Studios. The contents? Four pairs of flesh coloured briefs and a Polaroid, signed by Jonny Johansson. “Is that Jonny’s bottom?” we ask. We’re undecided. It’s a great gift either way. Both the Polaroid and the underwear. Perhaps Jonny saw Vincent’s note earlier this week instructing gift givers not to feed our Editorial Director. He’s on a diet you see. And a strict one at that. Poor Antony. He, with a little help from his friend codeine, is handling it ever so well. But perhaps Jonny saw Vincent’s note and took pity on Antony. Jolly decent of Jonny, we think. Thank you, Jonny. Your gift has perked Antony up no end.
By Ted Stansfield
