August 18, 2017 |
Happy holidays! You’re probably off drinking too much Oozo, working on your white bits and busting out poolside fashions. Well, good for you, you smug vacationers you. But between sips of some fabulous cocktail, and carefully curated summer selfies (yes, I’m talking to you Jack Moss), we thought you might like to spare a thought for the pallid ghouls haunting offices over London, battling their way through torrential rain to stare listlessly at inboxes spewing up Out of Office responses. Melancholics unite! Embrace your office bound plight and wallow in self pity with our Anti-Summer offering. Guaranteed to enhance your current feelings of sorrow and have you harking back to the time you were dumped/ thought the whole world was against you/ nobody understood you/ life was just one exquisite agony etc. etc. (those who share my own gothic tendencies will understand that this is a good thing of course, happiness is so basic). Dearest Tenners, Enjoy! Well, don’t, but that’s the point, obvs.
Manic Street Preachers- Suicide Is Painless
The National- Bloodbuzz Ohio
Bon Iver- For Emma
The Smiths- Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me
Red Hot Chilli Peppers- Under The Bridge
Neil Young- Old Man
Johnny Cash- Hurt
Velvet Underground- Venus In Furs
The Doors- The End
Radiohead- Exit Music (For A Film)
