A teaser from Fendi’s new Undone film, featuring both their lovely new EyeShine sunglasses and French-Canadian singer-songwriter, Béatrice Martin, also known by her stage persona, Coeur De Pirate, a woman who Wikipedia credits as “bringing la chanson française to a whole new generation of Quebec youth”. Fantastique! In the video, though it is very short, as it is only but a preview to whet your appetite, we see Béatrice in aforementioned pair of Fendi EyeShine sunglasses for Spring Summer 2016. Perfect for sun worshipping purposes. As Ms Martin seems to be doing here. And that silver stuff she is smearing on her face? Some sort of hi-tech mineral laden sun lotion. And then… a voice. No, not on the film, but Will Johns, Ten’s resident prophet of doom. “Do not,” he says, “worship the sun. You will end up with a face like a desert. Worship a spray gun instead.” But maybe he has a point – because who says the EyeShines for real life sun only? What better to protect your eyes whilst being slowly turned mahogany via spray? Because those terrible little goggles are so un-fabulous. Will’s other tip for achieving the perfect tan? A sock over your intimates. Now… do Fendi do socks?