We don’t have an Apple Watch yet. But if we did, it would definitely be this one. Why? Because it is rendered not in humble stainless steel, but in fuck-off 18-karat gold. And what does gold symbolise but the very best? Like a gold medal. Or ABBA Gold, a collection of their greatest hits. We’re not completely familiar with the technical functions of the Apple Watch, but is it not a kind of greatest hits in itself? It receives your emails, takes a phone call and can even be used to scroll through Instagram. So get with it – who needs a Rolex?
Apple Watch: Edition, 18-Karat Yellow Gold
