January 31, 2012 |
Big fans of TOWIE at 10 Towers, well me in the basement at least. A picture of Joey Essex hanging above my desk, torn from the pages of Fabulous Magazine. There is no such thing as high culture and low culture you see, only culture. Can’t remember who said that exactly, but they were definitely important, and definitely correct. So to counter act the high culture you’ll soon find in your local WH Smith (shiny new issues of 10 and 10 Men), we bring you news of the ‘Essex Brow’. Rather serious looking press release reads ‘ With much being made of the Scouse brow, it is time to redress the balance with a more wearable brow’. Being a cheap old bunch of bints, we’d thought this little issue had been resolved by switching from the Magnum Permanent Sharpie to a Fine point (thank the heavens for that bountiful stationery cupboard). In actual fact theres a lovely lady in Surrey by the name of Belinda Hayle who’s perfected this new look. She’s known as ‘The Brow Queen’ but we feel Fairy Godmother is more apt, as Whatshername and Thingamajig are lookin’ WELL REEM!
by Vincent Levy
