February 27, 2012 |
So the below ladies might be possessed of questionable tastes but at least they have ‘taste’ to speak of. Did you see the red carpet? It’s was like a dry run for what must surely be next years theme, Stepford Wives vs Attack of The Robot Clones- ‘Something strange is happening in the town of Hollywood. The women are morphing into one another.’ Kind of says something when you can’t find ten atrocities to include in a list. So while, yes the below may cause a burning sensation in the eyes of some, it fills our heart with joy that their sense of taste, both bad and questionable prevails in the face of the sanitised clones that surround them. So ladies, while you may not have wanted to end up on the worst dressed list, always remember that the well dressed are always forgotten, the badly dressed remembered fondly for years to come. It’s thanks to you that we stay up till five in the am watching. You make it all worth while.
Sandra Bullock in Marchesa: Where are those embroidered hand things reaching?
Stacey Keibler in Marchesa: Why is George Clooney’s lady friend wearing a ginat wart jutting from her hip?
Jane Seymour in Pamela Roland: What would have happen to Elizabeth Berkley if she hadn’t decided to hitch a ride outta Vegas at the end of Showgirls.
Jennifer Lopez in Zuhair Murad: Is J-Lo the secret love child of Cher? And if so can they do a mother daughter appearance next year? Dressed in matching Bob Mackie?
Kirsten Wigg in J Mendel: Is anyone else having a Jennifer Connelly in Balenciaga flashback?
Emma Stone in Giambattista Valli: And while we’re on that note, anyone see a weird J-Lo/ Nicole Kidman cross breed thing on here?
Glenn Close in Zac Posen: Channelling The Little Mermaid’s Ursula.
by Natalie Dembinska
