June 16, 2012 |
I would like to write about the clothes as Belstaff do give good outer layer, but it was so packed you couldn’t see anything. Which in a warped fashion way is a good sign. If you can’t see the clothes through the editors the clothes are as a rule bloody brilliant. In other news though, myself and Miguel have taken to spreading the happy news that we are soon to be Miracle Mommies. I will give birth to Elton John’s offspring and Pricipesa Miguel, for very soon, any day now that will be her official title, will bestow our very own Queen Elizabeth with her first grandchild and Harry’s first child. All that’s needed to make this miracle come true is a turkey baster and a womb for Principesa M. Flowers and cash stuffed envelopes will be gladly welcomed as a sort of congratulations and good luck. Transparent crocodile turkey basters are very expensive and we only want the best for our unborn children. Like mini Belstaff matching outfits.
By Natalie Dembinska
