SLOPPY SECONDS

Which rather portly editor of the ultimate men’s mag was so drunk at last season’s menswear that, while stumbling down the corridor to his sordid hotel room, he decided to make a pit stop at the leftovers on the room-service tray of a neighbouring hotel guest. If that thought didn’t make him vomit the next morning, we’re sure he let go when he realised it was the sloppy seconds of his rival publication’s editor-in-chief.