DIOR: CELEBRITIES AT THE CRUISE SHOW 2015
Oh to be a celebrity. The glitz, the glamour, the free stuff. I know the cult of celebrity is incredibly vacuous but it does look fun to be one. So what would the residents of the Ten office choose to be famous for? Will would like to be a celebrity hair stylist. Natalie thinks he should move back to Penzance and open a salon called ‘Willy’s Frosted Tips’ that would specialise in, well, frosted tips. Natalie would like to be famous for inventing a drug like LSD. Failing that, she’d settle for being a plastic surgeon to the stars. As for Vince, he’d like to be a comic book artist. Apparently it was his love for comic books (which he has had since the age of 5) that first ignited his passion for magazines. Sophie on the other hand would like to be an architect, like Zaha Hadid, and be commissioned to make big concrete buildings all around the world. I would like to be an It boy. Famous for the sake of being famous. A boy who simultaneously does everything and nothing. What a front row we would make.
By Ted Stansfield