June 20, 2015 |
You see this world, this cashmere-clad, super-chic, fabulous world? Like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory’s greed monger Violet Beauregarde. I want it now.
I want that crocodile jacket at gulp-zillion pounds, I want that cream suiting to wear on my yacht and that canvas and leather bag to carry my dozens of bottles of champagne in. I am rich and gorgeous. I am Ralph Lauren. Pray to me!
Richard Gray is neither rich nor gorgeous. In fact he’s fat. Good evening.
