August 25, 2013 |
We’ve all been there, desperately needing to pee but circumstances won’t allow it. Holding it in may hurt, but what alternative do you have? Wet yourself? Apparently, yes. Take this former assistant of a high-brow fashion tome. He’s young. He’s working a summer job at an ice-cream stand on some costal cliff. The line of punters is growing when the urge to wee suddenly takes hold. What to do? Close the stand for five minutes? Or continue to serve the ice-cream-hungry masses while quietly peeing down your leg…? Filthy bugger. Food hygiene has never hit such a low.
