May 22, 2013
ALTUZZARA: FALL-TASTIC, MONOCHROME MITTENS
It’s actually cold enough to wear these now.
by Natalie Dembinska
May 21, 2013
MARGARET HOWELL: TENTASTIC, LINEN BLEND SHORTS
Winner of Butlins knobbly knee contest S/S ‘93.
by Vincent Levy
May 20, 2013
PROENZA SCHOULER: FALL-TASTIC, MOLTEN HEEL
Looks like a puddle of molten plastic has set on your feet.
by Natalie Dembinska
May 19, 2013
ALEXANDER WANG: FALL-TASTIC, LEATHER BACKPACK
Next time you go to your local tanning salon take this. Point at it. Point at you. Demand skin as glossy as a Werther’s Original.
by Natalie Dembinska
May 17, 2013
CHRISTIAN DIOR: FALL-TASTIC, GIANT PEARL RING
Wear whilst eating oysters.
by Natalie Dembinska
May 14, 2013
SAINT LAURENT: TENTASTIC, BABY CAT MOTIF SHIRT
‘Baby Cat you say?’ Yes, Sophie it’s a print, not the real thing. Calm yourself.
by Vincent Levy
May 14, 2013
FENDI: FALL-TASTIC, OWL BAGUETTE
If Liberace were a bag he would be an owl bag made of fur. A furry owl baguette.
by Natalie Dembinska
May 13, 2013
DOLCE & GABBANA: FALL-TASTIC, CAGE WEDGE
A gilded cage for your feet. You could keep a pet in it. A small pet.
by Natalie Dembinska
May 11, 2013
CHANEL: FALL-TASTIC, EAR MUFFS
Because ears can get cold sometimes too.
by Natalie Dembinska
