This weekend Sweden played host to a the greatest musical celebration known to man, the Eurovision. Which I missed. As I was away and apparently it is rude to attend your cousin’s wedding and miss it because you would rather sit in your hotel room, watching Europe’s finest musicians compete. Eurovision really does speak volumes about the musical talent of our little continent. Anyway, I’ve only seen one video so far, Cezar of Romania, doing his best sexy bedazzled vampire impression, complete with pool of bubbling blood and writhing red men at his feet. What Cezar is saying to me in his performance is, “Romania is home to Transylvania, the land of the vampire. It has a great castle surrounded by forest. It’s perfect for a weekend mini break. Come visit and party on down with the vampires. Visit Dracula’s grave and sleep in his coffin.” Well, what else has Romania got that’s of any interest really? Bucharest? That’s been so done. They need something you and what’s better than being the home of Liberace reincarnated as a vampire? They were also robbed. Robbed by Denmark. That trophy should be sitting in Romania’s trophy cabinet.
by Natalie Dembinska
May 19, 2013
EARTHA KITT: USKA DARA
Uska Dara is the name of a little town in Turkey. And in Uska Dara they have very many strange ways…
by Natalie Dembinska
May 18, 2013
FRENCH AND SAUNDERS: WOMANLY WORLD MAGAZINE
The reality of working on a magazine.
by Natalie Dembinska
May 16, 2013
ROSEANNE AND PHYLISS DILLER HAVE LUNCH
“I like to eat food while having sex! But I don’t cause I’m repressed!”
by Natalie Dembinska
May 15, 2013
MIGUEL: ADORN
May 15, 2013
MACKLEMORE & RYAN LEWIS: SAME LOVE FT. MARY LAMBERT
May 15, 2013
MACKLEMORE & RYAN LEWIS: THRIFT STORE FT. WANZ
May 15, 2013
KRISTEN MCMENAMY: 10 MAGAZINE SUMMER 2013
Look at Kristen swish that hair back and forth whilst dressed in Haider Ackermann. She’s a total pro. A super!
May 15, 2013
CALVIN KLEIN: THE RETURN OF CHRISTY TURLINGTON
Or, as the press release puts it, “Christy Turlington returns to the house”. As the newest face and body of Calvin Klein Underwear. Christy is in da house! There’s only been one picture released so far, of the fair Christy lounging against a white wall, which could possibly be a wall in a house, which would mean that not only is she in da house but also in the house. To celebrate, here’s Christy’s first Calvin Klein commercial, for Eternity, from 1988.
American Vogue has titled this video, Party of the Year: The Ultimate Look at the 2013 Met Gala. Obviously Blondie performing Call Me is the best thing about this video. Debbie Harry is god.
